😂 Daily HaHa's November 21, 2024

Joke of the Day!

Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" to which he replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs."

Dad Jokes

😉 If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.

😉 If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

😉 I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

One Liner

😂 My new stair lift is driving me up the wall!

Short Jokes

😂  Television repairman: "So, what seems to be the problem with your television?" Woman: "It has double images. I hope you men can fix it."

😂 A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple's care. The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills." Next, though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. This time the wife explains, "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet." The social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?" The husband says, "It doesn't really matter, as long as they can fit in the cannon."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22