😂 Daily HaHa's November 22, 2024

Joke of the Day!

I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but...no pun in ten did.

Dad Jokes

😉 Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

😉 A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, “Have you been served?”

😉 What did Venus say while flirting with Saturn? “Give me a ring sometime.”

One Liner

😆  The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He’s currently assembling his cabinet.

Short Jokes

😂  I went for an interview today and they told me my pay would be $3000 a month, and then after six months, I’d get $3500 a month. I told them I’d start in six months.

😂 Cletus goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" Cletus says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger.”

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