😂 Daily HaHa's November 23, 2024

Joke of the Day!

A husband died. A few years later the wife died. As he got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes said, “Darling, oh how I’ve missed you!”. The husband puts out his hand stopping her from hugging him and says, “Woah, there woman, the contract was until death.”

Dad Jokes

😉 Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He said, he couldn’t see himself doing it.

😉 My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards. I said, “Y not?”

One Liners

😆  My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner, so I took the battery out of the smoke alarm.

😄 Our son told us he doesn’t want to go to college and instead wants to become a steam roller driver. We told him, we weren’t happy about it but wouldn’t stand in his way.

😄 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Short Jokes

😂  Customer: Waiter, my soup is cold! Waiter: It’s gazpacho. Customer: Gazpacho, my soup is cold!

😂 Patient: What’s the problem doctor? Doctor: You’re overweight. Patient: Well, I want a second opinion. Doctor: Sure. You’re ugly too.

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