😂 Daily HaHa's November 24, 2024

Joke of the Day!

NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to the aliens. They are calling it -- Apollo G.

Dad Jokes

😉 Which two words have the most letters in them? Post office.

😉 They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people, but that is just a ballpark figure.

😉 There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

One Liners

😆  People tell me that I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.

😄 Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologize' mean the same thing--except when at a funeral.

😄 I met a microbiologist the other day. He was much bigger than I expected.

Short Jokes

😂  Miss Evans addressed her third-grade class after recess: “Did anyone lose a dollar on the playground?” “I did, Miss Evans,” said Rob. “A dollar bill fell out of my pocket.” “But this was four quarters,” said Miss Evans. “Hmm,” replied Rob. “It must have broken when it hit the ground.

😂 Guy 1: Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere. Guy 2: Well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Mexico 1998. Guy 1: Really?! Guy 2: No.”

😂 My brother took going to jail pretty hard. He's refusing all food, he's spitting and screaming at everyone, he's refusing to wear clothes and he's threatening violence at anyone who comes near him. Our family is united in our decision: we're not going to play Monopoly with him anymore!

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