Joke of the Day!

When I get a headache I take 2 to 3 aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.

Dad Jokes

😉 Wear glasses to math class, it improves division.

😉 What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells.

😉 Why did the upset customer leave the restaurant? He was at his tipping point.

One Liner

😆  Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject…now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Short Jokes

😂 My wife is scared of thunderstorms. The constant rattling of the windows is pretty frightening, but if I let her in now, she’ll just get everything wet.

😂 I couldn’t believe it today, when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year son wasn’t actually mine. She said that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school.

😂 Paddy is struggling to find a parking space. “Lord”, he prayed. “I can’t stand this. If you open up a space for me, I swear I’ll give up beer, and go to mass every Sunday.” Suddenly, the clouds part, and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, Paddy says: “Never mind, I found one!”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22