Joke of the Day!

I just read a book entitled “How to survive falling down a staircase”. It’s a step by step guide published last fall.

Dad Jokes

😉 Every morning I walk my cow through the vineyard. Yes, I herd it through the grapevine.

😉 If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That’s humerus.

😉 Where do football players go when they need a new uniform New Jersey.

One Liner

😆  I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend. My neighbor is dead against it.

Short Jokes

😂 A student was heading home for the holidays, and when she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage she asked, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London." The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't to that." "Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because, that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

😂 Paddy: What part of the human body is called the "yet"? Cletus: I don't know, why ya ask?” Paddy: In the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet.

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