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by Bill Jerome Holmes.

Dad Jokes

😉 My husband called me from his job at the Velcro factory and said he was stuck at work.

😉 Not to brag, but I have this talent to know what's inside a wrapped present. It's a gift.

😉 I've been busy writing a pun about the wind. I can't post it yet, it's just a draft.

One Liner

😆  I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

Short Jokes

😂 Recently a family court judge was interviewing a 15 yr. old boy, asking him which parent he wanted to live with, his mother or father? The kid said he didn't want to live with either one -- that both of them beat him all the time. The kid said he wanted to live with the Dallas Cowboys -- they never beat anybody!

😂 When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

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