Joke of the Day!

Husband: I think you’re right. Wife: I didn’t say anything yet. Husband: I’m just trying to save time.

Dad Jokes

😉 Better to have loved a short person than never to have loved a tall.

😉 My globe broke today. It's a real shame because it meant the world to me.

😉 The problem with returning after being abducted by a UFO...is afterwards you feel so alienated...

One Liners

😆  My email password has been hacked again. That's the 3rd time I've had to rename the cat.

😄 l just found out l’m in the Guinness World Records for the most clothes on a washing line. lt was a lot to take in.

Short Jokes

😂  Due to the really bad weather, I decided to see my 83 year old neighbor needed anything from the store. She did. So I gave her my shopping list. No point in both of us going out in this weather.

😂  Paddy strolls into work and his boss says, “You’re over three hours late!” - “I know am.” replies Paddy. “I came out my house and my car wouldn’t start, so I walked to my friend Murphy’s house and he kindly gave me a lift.” - “But you live less than an mile away from here!” shouts his boss. “I know i do.” says Paddy, “but Murphy doesn’t.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22