Joke of the Day!

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Dad Jokes

😉 I saw a sign at a restaurant that said: “Shoes must be worn." I was upset because my shoes were brand new.

😉 My Grandpa only had one leg, but still managed to work 40 years in a brewery. He was in charge of the hops.

😉 I am writing a book about beer. I'm on my 4th draft.

😉 This chicken said to me: “I can’t find my eggs! I said: “You’ve probably mislaid them“.

One Liners

😆  I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself.

😄 I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home, which may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

Short Joke

😂  A husband raced into his house. “I’ve found a great job!” he said to his wife. “The pay is incredible, they offer free medical insurance, and give three weeks’ vacation!” “That does sound wonderful,” said the wife. “I’m glad you think so,” replied her husband. “You start tomorrow.”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22