😂 Daily HaHa's November 4, 2024

Joke of the Day!

Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes? Open toad sandals.

😉 It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

😉 Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

Short Jokes

😂  I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’

😂 Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

😂 As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day in order to survive. Lucky my older brother told me about it.” - Milton Jones

Long Joke

🤣 Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!" "Let me take care of it," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit." "I'll sleep on it," said Shakey. Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. "For a hundred bucks a visit? No way! A bartender cured me for ten dollars." "Is that so! How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

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