😂 Daily HaHa's November 5, 2024

Joke of the Day!

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.

😉 Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

😉 The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

Short Jokes

😂 Doctor: I’m just waiting for your x-ray. Blond: But I’ve never dated anyone name Ray.

😂 Had a great time horseback riding today, but then I ran out of quarters.

😂 Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

Long Joke

🤣 A man, and his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told him he could have her shipped home for $5000 or bury her right there in the holy land for $150. The man thought about it and told the undertaker he would rather have the body shipped home. The undertaker asked. “Why would you spend $5000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150. The man replied: “A man died here 2000 years ago. He was buried here. Three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.

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