😂 Daily HaHa's November 7, 2024

Joke of the Day!

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow, “Mind if I say a word?” She said, “Not at all, please do.” The man clears his throat and says, “Bargain.” The widow replies, “Thanks, that means a great deal.”

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 Why do we tell actors to ‘break a leg’? Because every play has a cast.

😉 I went trick or treating and told jokes, but I only got a couple snickers.

😉 Person 1: Sometimes I eat my salad without dressing. Person 2: Why? Person 1: Because I don’t have time to put on clothes.

Short Jokes

😂 During my wife’s labor the nurse came up to me and said, how about Epidural Anesthesia? I said, thanks, we already picked a name.

😂 It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

😂  Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Long Joke

🤣 A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him “Before you meet with God, I should tell you ,we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a little old lady who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this lady or they would have to deal with me!” Peter says, “Wow that’s impressive, when did this happen?” The man says, “About three minutes ago.”

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