😂 Daily HaHa's November 8, 2024

Joke of the Day!

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

😉 People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

😉 Nurse: Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.

Short Jokes

😂 A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and mean your mother.

😂 My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.

😂 Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Long Joke

🤣 So I’m at the bar chatting with the guy next to me, and just before heading home I found out he was worth around 8 million dollars. He shared the amazing story of how he got so rich. Basically, when he left school at an early age he had little to no qualifications, but he was good with his hand, and he knew he knew how to sell. He knew he’d never make it in an office job so he put his nose to the grindstone. He told me how he left school at 15, bought an old camper, cheap, how he spent a few weeks fixing it up and sold it for a profit. He then used the money to buy another one and so on, over and over again. He eventually was able to afford his own mobile home that had a small barn and he got into buying and selling cars. And despite the bad economy he plugged away, working worked long hours, sometimes not seeing his wife and kids for days at a time, all in pursuit of his goal. Then his uncle died and left him 8 million dollars.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22