😂 Daily HaHa's November 9, 2024

Joke of the Day!

I’ll never going Christmas caroling at the psychiatric hospital again. In hindsight, I guess singing, “Do you hear what I hear…” was not a great song choice.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 I started a business recycling used chewing gum, but I’m having trouble getting it off the ground.

😉 My dryer door keeps flying open during use! It if does one more time than that’s it - I’m throwing in the towel.

😉 ‘I have a split personality,’ said Tom, being Frank.

Short Jokes

😂 I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

😂 Twenty years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me. All three said NO!

😂 A friend and I went up to check in for our flight on a discount airline. The girl asked if we had reservations. I said, yes, but we’re flying with you anyway.

Long Joke

🤣 I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder when she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, "You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!" She didn't hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, "You dropped your purse on the ground outside McDonald's." "Thank you so much" she said, "Where is it?" I said, "I've just told you, on the ground outside McDonald's."

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Santa got a divorce, cut out carbs, and posted this picture on a dating site…

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