😂 Daily Haha's October 1, 2024

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Joke of the Day

My doctor gave me a hard time about my health so I bought a puppy and named him Five Miles. Now, when I see my doctor, I tell him, "Yep. I walked Five Miles this morning!"

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says, “Now that you mention it, I smell carrots too.”

😁 Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other man yells, “You ARE on the other side of the river.”

😁 A photon checks into a hotel, and the bellhop asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”

Short Jokes

🤣  A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

🤣 Mother: 'Where did you get that black eye, Jimmy? Didn't I tell you that good little boys never fight?' Jimmy: 'Yes, mother, and I believed you. I thought he was a good little boy and I hit him, and then I found out he wasn't.'

🤣 “I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking...Indiana…mafia.”

- Comedian, Jim Gaffigan

Shower Thought

🤪 The average zebra is grey.

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