😂 Daily HaHa's October 10, 2024

Joke of the Day

A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” - The doctor replies, “Sorry, I’m not following you.”

Kids/Dad Jokes

😃 If I could choose to have one superpower, it would be invisibility. I just want to make myself clear.

😃 My balding friend bought a new wig before moving away, so I got him a comb as a parting gift.

😃 Long story, but I'm running late because I got handcuffed to a panda. Bear with me.

Short Jokes

🤣  My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink. No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the theater.

🤣 A couple was out shopping when the husband proudly announced, "Well, babe, I guess I've still got it." His wife replied, "What? Why?" - "Because that woman we passed just said I was a beast!" - "You're going deaf sweetheart…she said you were obese!"

🤣  Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now!!

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