Joke of the Day!

The inventor of autocorrect died. His funeral is tomato.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😃 "What are your dogs' names?" Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."

😃 I used to have a job making chess pieces. I worked the knight shift. They like to pawn that position off on the new guy. My buddy however couldn’t get hired because of his I couldn't get a job there because of his checkered past. #PawnsIntended

😃 We are building Dracula action figures over here. I'm making every second count.

Short Jokes

😂 Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

😂 I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

😂 Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dog."

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