😂 Daily HaHa's October 12, 2024

Joke of the Day!

Paddy is in court and after an 8 hour trial, says “I’m guilty.” The judge asked, “Why didn’t you plead guilty at first and save the court all this time?” Paddy thought for a second and said, “I thought I was innocent until I heard all the evidence.”

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

😉 My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

😉 People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.

Short Jokes

😂 My wife is leaving me because I am obsessed by quizzes. Is she:

a) Overreacting

b) Unfair

c) Irritating

😂 Grandchild: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog? Grandpa: Nope. Grandchild: Well, mommy says, when you croak, we’re going to Disney World.

😂 A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them. “We have two big needs,” said the village leader. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.” The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?” “We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.”

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