😂 Daily HaHa's October 13, 2024 BONUS EDITION

SPECIAL BONUS: Sunday Afternoon Edition

😂 How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? One Brazilian.

😂 What sound does James Bond's doorbell make? Dong. Ding Dong.

😂 My grandpa used to say, “Always look on the bright side.” Great guy. Had no idea how a flashlight works.

😂 What if a soy bean is just a regular bean introducing itself in Spanish?

😂 Friend of mine has just patented a novel new way to make clothes less itchy and stiff. I guess you could call him a soft wear engineer.

😂 My wife says I should stop picking my nose. I told her it’s her fault she keeps bringing me along to her plastic surgeon appointments.

😂 I got fired from my job because they said my communication skills were lacking. I honestly don’t know what to say.

😂 Stayed up all last night making a rotisserie chicken and a salad to go with it. Spent the whole night tossing and turning.

😂 What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos.

😂 Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way..

😂 The key to a successful marriage is where both people take turns driving. I drive wherever we go and my wife drives me crazy from the passenger seat while I do it.

😂 There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and i think that’s a little condescending.

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