๐Ÿ˜‚ Daily HaHa's October 15, 2024

Joke of the Day!

Paul: โ€œI was never very good at math.โ€ Michael: โ€œMe too.โ€ Eric: โ€œYeah, that makes four of us.โ€

Kids/Dad Jokes

๐Ÿ˜‰ Cows have hooves because they lactose.

๐Ÿ˜‰ I pulled a muscle digging for gold. Just a miner injury.

๐Ÿ˜‰ When I was younger I was walking down a street and was hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and then a French horn. Iโ€™m pretty sure it was an orchestrated attack.

๐Ÿ˜‰ I love jokes about eyes, the cornea the better.

Short Jokes

๐Ÿ˜‚ My husband asked if he had any annoying habits, and then got all offended during the Power Point presentation.

๐Ÿ˜‚ When I was a kid, when we played โ€˜spin the bottleโ€™, if they didnโ€™t want to kiss you, theyโ€™d have to give you a quarter. By the time I was 12, I owned my own home.

๐Ÿ˜‚ A guy goes to the Doctors and says "Doctor, I'm really worried about my brother, he thinks he's a Hen!" The Doctor says "well have you taken him to see a psychiatrist?", and the guy says "Not yetโ€ฆwe need the eggs!"

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