Joke of the Day!

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted…I wish I had some ice cream.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.

😉 Girl: My parents say you’re a cheapskate. Boy: I’m not buying it.

😉 If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly, because communication is the key.

😉 The correct way to spell “hats’ is “HATS” because its all caps.

One Liners/Short Jokes

😂 I’m nervous about signing up for my company’s 401K because I’ve never run that far before.

😂 I asked my Chinese friend what it’s like to live in China. He said he can’t complain.

😂 My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing.
I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.

Story/Long Jokes

🤣 "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then young man, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

🤣 My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole…man, that sentence was way too long.

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