Joke of the Day!

Just delivered lunch to the surgery team and the receptionist asked what was in the bag. I said it’s just what the doctor ordered.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 I don’t have any good flower jokes. Thistle have to do.

😉  I've been diagnosed with a fear of giants: Feefiphobia

😉 Several aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo. It was otter chaos.

😉 Co-worker: What does your wife do? Me: It's hard to say. Co-worker: What do you mean? Me: She sells seashells on the seashore.

One Liners/Short Jokes

😂 "I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You're the love of my life." "Sir, I'm sorry, this is the brewery!" "Oh, I know...."

😂 "Now this is the verbal part of your employment test," said the interviewer. "Can you tell me what gross aggrandized annuity means?" "Certainly," replied the applicant. "It means I don't get the job."

😂 "Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "That's okay," replied Little Johnny "You could at least give it a try, couldn't you?"

Story/Long Jokes

🤣 At Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

🤣 Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, the first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks. "Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there." "Oh." A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?" By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!" And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"

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