Joke of the Day!

The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed? He puts his paj-amazon.

😉 My grandfather passed away from falling into a giant coffee vat. He didn't suffer, It was instant.

😉 I couldn't find a singing partner, So I bought a duet yourself kit.

Short Jokes

😂 I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won't lie; it was a rocky road!

😂 I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from. He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

😂 People who say I'm pretentious need to walk a mile in my Louis Vuitton's.

Long Joke

🤣 The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, not a one." "None? You've never had any accidents.” "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never." "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once, wouldn't you consider that an accident?” "Heck, no. That dang thing bit me on purpose."

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