Joke of the Day!

The librarian just gave me $5 to stop talking. I guess it’s hush money.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 There are 13 million dogs in the UK. Well, that’s a ruff estimate.

😉 I asked the electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house. He refused.

😉 My grandpa carved wooden models of sunken ships like the Titanic. My family has searched everywhere for them. Grandpa seems to have no wreck collection.

Short Jokes

😂 Wife to therapist: I’m sick of my husband taking everything literally.” Therapist to husband: Do you know what she means? Husband: It’s a feminine pronoun.

😂 My dad said, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” It was a terrible way to be told I was adopted.

😂 Wife crashed the car again today. She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone, and drinking a can of beer! Police said he can do what he likes in his own living room.

Long Joke

🤣 A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.  Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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