😂 Daily Haha's October 2, 2024

Joke of the Day

I ran out of poker chips so I used dry fruits instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill-areas.

😁 My friend claims that he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography…I don't believe him, but that's his story, and he's sticking to it.

Short Jokes

🤣  My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

🤣 I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought...I don't even have a coconut!

🤣 Barber: "Sir, could you please turn the other side of your face toward me?" Client: "Oh, you’re finished shaving this side already?" Barber: "Oh, no. I just don’t like the sight of blood."

🤣 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Shower Thought

🤪 Shower Thought: I wonder if jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22