Joke of the Day!

Doctor: The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family…it’s that no one runs in your family.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉  I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now.

😉 A man was arrested for stealing helium balloons. Police held him for a while and then let him go.

😉 You can hear the blood in your own veins, but only if you listen varicosely.

Short Jokes

😂 My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.

😂 My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

😂 My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

Long Joke

🤣 Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a suspect on the road toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."

🤣 Returning home from work, a not so bright ditzy woman was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps put her face in her hands and moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

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