😂 Daily HaHa's October 22, 2024

Joke of the Day!

Lance is an uncommon name these days, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉  If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

😉 I'm trying to breed racing deer. Just hoping to make a quick buck.

😉 I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.

Short Jokes

😂 A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

😂 Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

😂 My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet.

Long Joke

🤣 Yesterday, I had to change a lightbulb, so I went to the hardware store to buy a bulb. I followed a chicken across the street. Afterwards I walked into a bar where I saw a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde being served drinks by Matt, the bartender with no legs. When I got home, I heard a knock-knock at my door. There stood Little Johnny. And it was then I realized: my life is just one big joke!

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22