😂 Daily HaHa's October 23, 2024

Joke of the Day!

"I'M GOING BANANAS!!! - is what I tell my bananas when I leave the house.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉  Saw a license plate on the sheep farmers trailer that said: Ewe haul.

😉 If you're anxious and you know it...clasp your hands.

😉 I repaired my drum set after my son broke it, now he has to deal with the repercussions.

😉 Why do sweet potatoes taste so good?? Cuz they're yammy!!!

😉 I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.

Short Jokes

😂 We were so poor growing up, we ate ordinary K for breakfast.

😂 Two kids were bragging about the toys they owned. One of them said, "This is Action Man! He's been in Viet Nam, Operation Desert Storm, Iraq - and the vacuum cleaner twice!"

😂 "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you assume the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn wearing my swimming trunks?" "Probably that I married you for your money."

Long Joke

🤣  The movie producer was planning his next blockbuster - an action docudrama about famous composers. So he set up a meeting with Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger and offered them the chance to select which famous musicians they'd portray. "Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme. "That's the part for me." "I've always admired Mozart," Stallone said. "I'd love to play him." The producer turned to Schwarzenegger. "And you, Arnold? Who do you want to be?" There was a long silence, then he replied, "I'll be Bach."

Social Post

Meme

In Partnership with Daily HaHa’s

Like newsletters?

Here is a list of even more newsletters our readers also enjoy…

Click Here to check them out.

Classifieds

👉️ Solar. Looking to invest in a solar energy system for your home? Click Here

👉️ Amazing Shampoo! Like shampoo, but actually good for your hair. Click Here 

👉️ At home health test kits. Food & drink allergies, intolerances and sensitivities. With over 10,000 new customers every month we're proud to have provided results across the world. Click Here

Please support our sponsors!

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22