😂 Daily HaHa's October 24, 2024

Joke of the Day!

So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉  How did the octopus defeat the shark? He was well armed!

😉 Friend of mine recently started a business cleaning litter off the side of the road. He says his business is picking up.

😉 I heard they successfully tested the world's strongest suction cup. I'm not quite sure how they pulled it off.

Short Jokes

😂  Age is like underwear - it creeps up on you when you least expect it. 

😂 Most people are shocked when they find out I do my own electrical work.

😂 My boyfriend and I are first nation Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night, but it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation.

Long Joke

🤣  A couple is lying in bed. It’s the middle of the night and there’s a knock on the door at three in the morning, and the guy gets up out of bed and opens the door. He comes back to bed and his wife says, ‘Who is that?’ And he says, ‘Oh, some stranger who wanted a push. I told him I couldn’t help him.’ She says, ‘What if that was you? What if you needed a push in the middle of the night?’ He says, ‘You’re right. Fine.’ So he gets dressed and he goes out into the darkness and yells, ‘Hey man, are you still there? Do you still need help?’ The guy yells back, ‘Yeah, I do!’ He says, ‘Where are you?’ And he says, ‘I’m over here on the swing.”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22