😂 Daily HaHa's October 25, 2024

Joke of the Day!

You know what is intense? Camping -- is intense.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉  My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library. I said it's for shelf-defense. 

😉 What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion.

😉 What do you say when a barista makes a cool foam design on top of your coffee? Well latte-da.

Short Jokes

😂 My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

😂 It's a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days.

😂  I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference. "Do you know who I am?" I shouted.

Long Joke

🤣  A woman who's 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakens and asks the doctor about her baby... Doc: "You actually had twins, a boy and a girl, and they're both fine. Luckily, your brother was her and we had him name the children for you." Woman: "Oh no! Not my brother! He's an idiot. What did he name the girl?" Doc: "Denise" Woman: "Oh, that's not too bad. What did he name the boy?" Doc: "Denephew."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22