😂 Daily HaHa's October 26, 2024

Joke of the Day!

I once had a teacher with a lazy eye. She couldn’t control her pupils.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉  What takes a poorly pig to hospital? A hambulence.

😉 I saw an antelope the other day. Didn’t know insects got married.

😉 I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Short Jokes

😂 I was shocked when I was diagnosed as colorblind...It came out of the purple.

😂 Heard about a local bank who provided mortgages with no interest. I said, "I'd like a mortgage". Guy at the bank said, "I don't really care".

😂 On her way back from the concession stand, Marge asked a man at the end of the row, “Excuse me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?” Expecting an apology, the man said, “Yes, you did.” Marge nodded. “Oh, good. Then this is my row."

Long Joke

🤣  Actual Signs:

At a plastic surgeon’s office - “We can help you pick your nose!”

At a car dealership - “The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a payment!”

At an optometrist’s office - “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

At the electric company - "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. however, if you don't, you will be."

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