😂 Daily HaHa's October 27, 2024

Joke of the Day!

I told my doctor I have a problem with my left ear. “Are you sure?” - “Yeah, I'm definite.”

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 My car broke down somewhere between the marina and the Hallmark store. Now, I'm stuck between a dock and a card place.

😉  Never debate me on which vowel is most important. I will always win.

😉 Buddy of mine wanted to marry his English teacher when she got out of jail, but unfortunately, you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

Short Jokes

😂 Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

😂 Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. I told her to just roll them a little tighter.

😂 Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Long Joke

🤣  Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesus is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesus is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler behind you Jesus."

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