πŸ˜‚ Daily HaHa's October 28, 2024

Joke of the Day!

A new airplane has been developed that cannot crash. Made from rubber polymers, it will just bounce. The craft as invented by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

Kids/Dad Jokes

πŸ˜‰ I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

πŸ˜‰  I love Mexican food. Them chicken case of ideas are so good.

πŸ˜‰ I got fired from my new job at the ice cream factory. I refused to work on Sundaes.

Short Jokes

πŸ˜‚ Accidently used the dogs shampoo today, and I’m feeling like such a good boy.

πŸ˜‚ Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 35th time.

πŸ˜‚ Wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Husband: Can we change the subject? Wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

Long Joke

🀣  Saw an old dude with a fishing rod outside my local bar fishing in a puddle. He looked so cold, so I said to him, β€˜come in for a drink and get warm.” As we sipped on our drinks, I thought I would humor him and asked, β€œhow many have you caught today?” He replied, β€˜you’re the 8th!”.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22