😂 Daily HaHa's October 29, 2024

Joke of the Day!

I've been elected president of the Profanity Society. My swearing in is Sunday.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent.

😉  The person who invented the Ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

😉 My friend has this weird habit of walking into a party and writing his name on the wall with a marker. That’s his signature move.

Short Jokes

😂 Teacher: What happened in 1809? Eddie: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Right. Now, what happened in 1812? Eddie: He turned three years old.

😂 What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea.

😂 Today I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground. As I went to walk away with it I thought, "What would Jesus do?" So, I went to a store and turned it into wine.

😂 I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant I know, but he looks amazing in a tuxedo.

Long Joke

🤣  Top 10 things to say if you're caught napping at work:

# 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

# 9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

# 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

# 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

# 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

# 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

# 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our companies biggest problem."

# 3. “The coffee machine is broken."

# 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

# 1. "…in Jesus' name. Amen."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22