😂 Daily Haha's October 3, 2024

Joke of the Day

A mother was driving her kids to school one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child said firmly. "No!, They use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.
He said: “Gout!” I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”

😁 Why can't towels tell jokes? Because they have a dry sense of humor.

😁 My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend. She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

Short Jokes

🤣  A young man wanted to get his beautiful but not so bright wife, Susie, a cell phone for their first anniversary. Susie was excited about the phone and the next day, while shopping, it rang and to her surprise, it was her husband. "Hi, Susie," he said. "How do you like your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand ..." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

🤣 A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" the caller inquired, puzzled in her turn. "I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

🤣 One day three doctors went to a convention together, on the way back, they noticed the car was slowing down. They got out and looked at the tires. The first doctor said "I think its flat." The second felt it and said "It feels flat." The third stares at it and says "It looks flat." All of them, without taking their eyes off the wheel, shook their heads and said in unison, "We better run some tests."

Shower Thought

🤪 Shower Thought: If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

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