😂 Daily HaHa's October 30, 2024

Joke of the Day!

There was a king once who was 12 inches tall. Terrible king, great ruler.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 After playing guitar for years, I thought I could learn to play the piano. But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

😉 Got a new eco-friendly suit made of cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it.

😉 Keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.

Short Jokes

😂 When I started dating my wife, she wanted to know my back story. I told her that it's mostly ibuprofen and visits to my chiropractor.

😂 My girlfriend kept complaining “you’re always acting like a detective. I want to split up” so I said “that’s a good idea, we’ll cover more ground that way”

😂 Man goes to his doctor and says "doctor, I think I'm losing my hearing". Doctor says. "can you describe the symptoms for me" Man replies "sure. Homer is fat and bald, marge is tall with blue hair..."

Long Joke

🤣  A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist asks what he can help with. The moth says, "Well doc, these are some very dark days for me. Each one more miserable than the last, they feel like an interminable cycle of work, chores, and sleeping. My wife doesn't love me anymore. My son looks at me with contempt, and has inherited all of my failings. My daughter doesn't listen, no matter how hard I try. She's always out partying and hanging around with the wrong crowd, and drunk all the time. I can tell her voice is slurred when I call to tell her that I love her. Some days doctor, I imagine the sweet relief of death and the only thing stopping me from ending it all is the expense that my family would have from burying me." The podiatrist says "wow moth, you've got a lot of problems. You should see a psychologist or a psychiatrist for them. Why'd you come into my office?" The moth says "the light was on"

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