😂 Daily HaHa's October 31, 2024

Joke of the Day!

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says - "Make me one with everything."

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 If two vegetarians are arguing is it considered a beef?

😉 What do you call a man who smells, and tells terrible jokes? PUN-GENT

😉 Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours.

Short Jokes

😂 Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother says, "Heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "Geez, I can see why they threw him out."

😂 Son to his dad: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!” Dad: “Go on, then.” Son growls: “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” Dad: “Son, that’s Superman!” Son: “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”

😂 The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten. "Johnny," the teacher asked, "where is the decimal point now?" "On the eraser!" came back the quick reply.

Long Joke

🤣 A judge tells the defendant, “You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer.” “You jerk!” yells a voice from 
the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” 
says the judge. “Jerrrrkkkk!” bellows the same man. “Sir,” says the judge, “one more outburst, and I’ll charge you with contempt.” “I’m sorry, your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this jerk’s neighbor for ten years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one!”

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