😂 Daily Haha's October 4, 2024

Joke of the Day

NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I have a ruler that’s 3 feet long. I bought it at a yard sale.

😁 Never trust atoms. They make up everything.

😁 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

😁 3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad...It's 5050.

Short Jokes

🤣  A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. "Professionally employed?" he asked. "We're a military family," the wife answered. "Children?" "Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve," she answered proudly." Animals?" "Oh, no," she said earnestly. "They're very well behaved."

🤣 A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale. "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale," she said. "I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied. "Normally, yes," she said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set."

🤣 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" - "Watch", the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

Shower Thought

🤪 Shower Thought: The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

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