😂 Daily Haha's October 5, 2024

Joke of the Day

I shot a man with my paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Q: Why is money called dough? A: Because we all knead it.

😁 Why did Ed’s parents name their second son Ed, too? Because two Eds are better than one.

😁 Will had a summer job pumping gas. A man stopped for a fill-up, got out of his car, opened an umbrella, and followed Will around as he worked, keeping the sun off him. A week later, he returned, but this time he got out of the car with his umbrella and opened it, but then just stood under it, watching Will work. Will asked, "So, you're not going to keep the sun off me this time?" The man replied, "Be careful, young man: fuel me once, shade on you; fuel me twice, shade on me!"

Short Jokes

🤣  A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope, he found written on it only one word: "FOOL." The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names. But this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter."

🤣 A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died." Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries. She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, 'Fred Brown died. Golf clubs for sale.'"

🤣 A couple is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes their lost. They spot a man down below and shout, “Excuse me, can you tell me where we are?” The man below says, “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.” “You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist. “I do,” replies the man. “How did you know?” “Everything you have told me is technically correct, and yet it’s of no use to anyone.” The man below says, “You must work in management.” “We do. How did you know?” “Well, you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help, and you’re in the same position as you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

Shower Thought

🤪 Shower Thought: Every mirror you buy is used.

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Memes

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but here would be hints…

A decision was made here…

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22