πŸ˜‚ Daily Haha's October 6, 2024

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Joke of the Day

When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room and I used to clean his. We were maid for each other

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 A friend just gave me some new headphones. That's music to my ears.

😁 When you frighten a cow it will say β€œmoo!” Why? Because its a cow-word.

😁 A friend didn't pay his bill after someone removed the ghosts from his house and ended up being repossessed.

😁 Woke up this morning with stir fry on my pillow. Think I was sleep-woking again.

Short Jokes

🀣  Sometimes I read a text and think, what a psycho. Then I press send.

🀣 I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!"

🀣 Some girl asked me, "Do you believe in coincidences?" I replied, "Are you kidding? I was about to ask you the same question."

🀣 A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, β€œHey, they named a drink after you!” β€œReally?” replies the grasshopper. β€œThere’s a drink named Stan?”

Shower Thought

πŸ€ͺ Shower Thought: If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22