😂 Daily Haha's October 6, 2024 SPECIAL EDITION for Pun Lovers

SPECIAL EXTRA DAILY HAHA’S FOR PUN LOVERS

If kids/dad jokes are not your thing…we’ll being doing some special editions for our other haha categories! Stay tuned!

😁 Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbows.

😁 Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...you could say it was a vague rant.

😁 A photon walks into a hotel -The bell boy walks up and asks, "Do you have any luggage?". "No," says the photon, "I'm traveling light."

😁 I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic. Doctor says I might have "Buy Polar" disorder.

😁 Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Buddhapest.

😁 I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but...No pun in ten did.

😁 Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.

😁 Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back.

😁 Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go.

😁 What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood? A Spaghetto.

😁 I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle.

😁 My paper airplane won't fly. It's completely stationery.

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