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😂 Daily HaHa's October 8, 2024

😂 Daily HaHa's October 8, 2024

October 08, 2024

Joke of the Day

Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright before they open their mouth.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I friend of mine bought a watch that has stopped working. I haven’t told him yet; it’s never the right time.

😁 Forgot to go the dress rehearsal of a silent film I was supposed to be in. Mime mistake.

😁 My friend worked in a circus, and did a human cannonball act. They never replaced him when he retired, couldn’t find anyone else of the same caliber.

Short Jokes

🤣 Today I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” — it activated the front camera.

🤣 Received a text from my wife saying she was breaking up with me. Imagine how relieved I was when a couple minutes later she texted, “Sorry, wrong number.”

🤣 It’s been six months since I joined the the gym, and no progress. I’m going in there tomorrow in person to see what’s going on.

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