😂 Daily HaHa's October 9, 2024

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Joke of the Day

My dad used to say, "When one door closes, another one opens". Great dad, terrible handyman.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Why did the hotel clerk feel uncomfortable at work? It was a hostel work environment

😁 Doctor, doctor, I can't help thinking I'm a goat. How long have you felt like this? Since I was a kid.

😁 My wife tells me I never solve my own problems. How do I prove her wrong?

😁 The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal document that I wouldn’t share their flatbread recipe. Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

Short Jokes

🤣  People think being a hostage is hard, but I could do it with my hands tied behind my back.

🤣 My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire was... I told her it was the dude from Sesame Street. She said, "He doesn't count." I said, "Oh I assure you, he does.

🤣  If smoking marijuana causes short term memory loss, then what does smoking marijuana do?

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22