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😂 Daily HaHa's September 20, 2024

😂 Daily HaHa's September 20, 2024

September 20, 2024

Joke of the Day

A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone…without a tres.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian...I've never met herbivore.

😁 What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels.

😁 I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me. She said she wanted to see other people.

Short Jokes

🤣 Teacher: Justin if I had ten tennis balls in one hand, and twelve in another what would I have? Justin: Huge hands sir.

🤣 Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made ugly an face, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

🤣 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!" The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

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