😂 Daily HaHa's September 21, 2024

Joke of the Day

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 How much space should you give fungi? As mushroom as possible.

😁 I have a chicken proof lawn…it’s impeccable.

😁 A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, “Hey". The horse replied, “Sure”.

Short Jokes

🤣 I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight, and I’m okay with that. After all, 7 pounds 2 ounces is just not realistic.

🤣 My grandma reached 101 yesterday! And that will be the last time I ever ride with her when she is late for bingo!

🤣 An old man was lying on his deathbed. With only hours to live, he suddenly smelt chocolate chip cookies being baked in the kitchen. Driven by his favorite smell, he somehow managed to pull himself out of bed, across the floor, to the stairs, and slowly down the stairs to the kitchen. There, the old man’s wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last bit of energy, mustering every ounce of strength he has left, he reached for a cookie, only to get his hand slapped. “No!” the wife snapped, “these are for the funeral!”

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