๐Ÿ˜‚ Daily HaHa's September 22, 2024

Joke of the Day

The new apartment building has only one unit remaining. Last but not leased.

Kids/Dads Jokes

๐Ÿ˜ What do you call a factory that makes Okay products? A satisfactory.

๐Ÿ˜ Since the invention of car reversing cameras, Iโ€™ve never looked back.

๐Ÿ˜ Vegans need to lay off others for their eating habits. The last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.

๐Ÿ˜ When I was young, we were so poor that sometimes we only had bits of old rope to eat. I would often skip lunch.

Short Jokes

๐Ÿคฃ I came home to find my wife has been on eBay all day long. If she is still on there tomorrow Iโ€™ll have to lower the price.

๐Ÿคฃ I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix, which is why I don't participate in triathlons.

๐Ÿคฃ Two lawyers go into a restaurant, sit down at a table and order a coffee, and pull out sandwiches from their lunch bags. An angry waitress approaches them, saying, โ€œExcuse me, you canโ€™t eat your own food here!โ€. The lawyers look at her, then look at each other, and exchange their sandwiches.

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