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😂 Daily HaHa's September 24, 2024

😂 Daily HaHa's September 24, 2024

September 24, 2024

Joke of the Day

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay – it’s in my jeans.

😁 They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

😁 I'm starting a fishing club. If you're interested, drop me a line.

Short Jokes

🤣 A woman looks in the mirror and says "I look fat" and then asks her husband to give her a compliment. He says, "Ok, you have perfect eye sight."

🤣 I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said: “How flexible are you?” I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays."

🤣 Recently a family court judge was interviewing a 15 year old boy, asking him which parent he wanted to live with, his mother or father? The kid said he didn't want to live with either one because both of them beat him all the time. The kid said he wanted to live with the Dallas Cowboys -- when the judge asked why, he said, because they never beat anybody!

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