😂 Daily HaHa's September 25, 2024

Joke of the Day

Your vet won’t tell you this, but if your dog has a fever, give it some mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Friend of mine went for a job at the sunscreen factory but wasn’t selected. He's going to reapply this afternoon.

😁 The meteorologist who devised the windchill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

😁 A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He told the police that he could explain everything.

Short Jokes

🤣 A guy walks into a doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon coming out of his other ear. He says worriedly, "Doc, what's wrong with me?" The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

🤣 Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it. "I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God." the little girl replied. "He'll be just as surprised as I was at not getting a dollar like usual."

🤣 A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date. The dad says, ''Sure, as soon as you cut your long hair.'' The boy smiles and thinking he has outsmarted his dad replies, ''Dad, Jesus had long hair...'' And the dad replied, ''Yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went too, didn’t he?''

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