😂 Daily HaHa's September 26, 2024

Joke of the Day

Can’t believe my pastor was let go from the church because he spoke with a lisp. It was a real slap in the faith.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Friend of mine said he was soaking in a vat of milk. “Pasteurized?” I asked. “No, just up to my shoulders,” he said.

😁 Was wondering the other day if they’ll ever truly find a cure for hiccups. But I wouldn’t hold my breath.

😁 My wife says I should publish a book with all my dad jokes. That’s a novel idea.

Short Jokes

🤣 I broke up with my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing girls on the side.

🤣 A man rings the doorbell of a small house and an old woman answers. “I’m sorry,” the man says, “but I’m afraid I’ve run over your cat. I’d like to replace it if I can.” “All right,” the old woman says. “But how good are you at catching mice?”

🤣 A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.” “Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"

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