😂 Daily HaHa's September 27, 2024

Joke of the Day

Driving home last night I saw a billboard that said: Need Help? Call Jesus. 1-800-005-3787. Out of curiosity I did. A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.

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Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 How do equestrians communicate with each other? Horse code.

😁 Visited the National Museum of Helium. I can't speak highly enough about it.

😁 My wife says if I won’t do advanced yoga classes with her, we’re done. That puts me in a very difficult position.

😁 I used to date a girl with cataracts and things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me.

Short Jokes

🤣 I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else's.

🤣 If someone calls you fat, don’t even entertain them. You’re bigger than that.

🤣 A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says 'Plethora.' The wife smiles, and says, "Thank you, that means a lot."

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